Fox News Has Funny Interpretation of the Bible

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Fox News Has Funny Interpretation of the Bible

25 Responses to “Fox News Has Funny Interpretation of the Bible”

  1. Bextu Says:

    I hate religion.

  2. SucceedsAtWill Says:

    you are comparing 2 stories from different testaments. very different god seen between them

  3. SucceedsAtWill Says:

    you should get the dumb ass stamp right on your forhead…

    fuckin idiot. you know completely nothing about what your are saying but yet you took up the whole posting page just to look like an idiot when your first sentences needed correcting, therefore making everything else you said incredible

  4. SucceedsAtWill Says:

    mathew mark luke and john…first four books of the bible “..
    first of all those are books in the new testaments. the first FIVE books of the bible or genesi, leviticus, numbers, deuteronomy, and exodus. in the old testament. ALSO the books of matt. luke..ect were not written by deciples they were written by different people of the same name 300 yrs after jesus’ death. There were also books by thomas and another john not allowed in the new testament because they did agree with th 4 alrady in

  5. ktb636 Says:

    When people start arguing by quoting the bible back and forth, kiss logic goodbye. Who gives a shit whether or not the pope supports workers rights, or whether God wants you to screw people over. God is imaginary and the pope is a dick in a funny hat, who probably killed untold numbers of Africans by saying that condoms spread AIDS. Maybe we should support workers rights because workers are people! Real live people with real live needs!

  6. PeterSenderos Says:

    When did god say slavery was immoral?

    egotistical? he told abraham to sacrifice his son to him, only to stop him at the last moment cos it was only a test… how is that not egotistical?

    Most of the positive quotes from the bible can be balanced with negative ones, or maybe that should be the other way round. Re: sexism: “women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says.”

  7. lovehaightorg Says:

    wow, I quote jefferson and get called a dumbass… insulted by a religious freak who probably thinks the earth is 5000 years old.

    religion really brings out the WACKOS!

  8. jkfozl Says:

    hey dumb ass when was god egosistical…never…when was he racist…never…when was he sexist…never…it says for men to respect their wives and for wives to respect their husbands…sounds pretty fair to me…and the big one dumb ass…homosexuality is a sin it would make sense for god to be against homosexualit…oh yeah and god loves gays too…just not the sin please man your stupidity is really killing my day

  9. jkfozl Says:

    hey dude just keep in mind words meant different things then their translation…that may sound confusing, but the word for slave in whatever language they translated may also mean the same thing as like a maid or paid servent…america has a very skeewd view of things now-a-days

  10. jkfozl Says:

    and you just added yourself to the depressingly large mass of people that are willing to believe what they hear and not even think about it past oh he said it he must be right

  11. jkfozl Says:

    and just because some old person that helped make a country said something doesn’t mean he is right…oh yeah and he was involved in one of this nations first sex scandels…yup he is a real good guy to look up to…dumb ass

  12. jkfozl Says:

    just click on a random page of comments and youll prolly find what the parable means cuz clearly you are thinking way too hard about this

  13. jkfozl Says:

    well if you think about what you just said…you should get the dumb ass stamp right on your forhead where hopefully everyone can see it…have you ever heard of the books called mathew mark luke and john…first four books of the bible written by those people who spen a few years of their life with jesus and people then werent graced with living 500+ years…seriously before you try to make someone feel stupid make sure you dont sound stupid…please you moron

  14. jkfozl Says:

    that and sciences method of telling the age of a fossil I would consider contraversial at the very least…but is totally not a reliable system at least not yet

  15. YoungTon22 Says:

    “more proof against it than there is for it”? are you an ass!? you believe in some shit that people wrote thousands of years after other religions that had basically the same story? youre ignorant and cocky about it! good luck with that! call jesus and tell him i said whatup!

  16. jkfozl Says:

    no evidence that macro evolution is true also…keep that in mind the next time your in biology class

  17. jkfozl Says:

    considering that it is not proven and it is still a theory, it seems to me that the bible is a lot more reliable then a theory…think of it like this, that big glass pane on that building in chicago thing right…someone asks if it was built by the book using what we know to be good engineering…and as your out there standing on it the person replies no but we used methods that we think make sense so in theory it will hold your weight..I would be gone faster then a stoner at hemp fest

  18. jkfozl Says:

    go educate your self on creationism because only a dumb ass would believe in a theory then in a historical document which unarguably has given way to many scietific truths. This whole biology thing is man trying to be God and getting all pissy because it can’t come up with an explanantion that makes sense

  19. jkfozl Says:

    It amazes me that people everywhere are still willing to believe we are an enourmous accident even though it makes no sense and there is more proof against it then there is for it…and helloo dumb ass god didn’t right the book he just inspired the men who did…and the big picture the one that really matters in the bible is never contradicted…ever…so really quit bitching

  20. punkisgood09se Says:

    i did not catch that. very nice….

  21. punkisgood09se Says:

    jw, how do they show no mercy?

  22. punkisgood09se Says:

    the passages please?

  23. dfrutled Says:

    More proof that the bible is nothing but a poorly written POS by dumb men. The bible is soooo contradictory that one person can find a passage proving their point while another can find a passage totally disproving the former guy’s point and proving his own on the same subject.

    It amazes me that people in the U.S. still think God wrote a freaking book lol

  24. danimal2888 Says:

    God is as real as the WWE… and just as ridiculous.

  25. pensego Says:

    sin is something that you guys made up. duh!

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